My Bed Ain't Mine

My bed ain't mine my couch ain't free
He sits on my foot while he's judging me
My jeans wear fur like a fashion choice
And he talks to birds with his indoor voice
He's regal and goofy a slobbering knight
Who hogs all the covers every night
But if love had a shape it'd be 160 pounds
Leonberger paws that rock the whole damn house
He's got a mane like a lion and a soul like a sage
Teddy bear eyes that can calm any rage
Big soft feet like pillows that thump on the floor
And a tail like thunder when he swings it through the door

He leans when he loves like a furry old friend
Follows my shadow till the very day's end
Leonberger gentle giant with a kingly grace
Leaves half his fur on my pillowcase

My bed ain't mine my couch ain't free
He sits on my foot while he's judging me
My jeans wear fur like a fashion choice
And he talks to birds with his indoor voice
He's regal and goofy a slobbering knight
Who hogs all the covers every night
But if love had a shape it'd be 160 pounds
Leonberger with paws that shake the very ground

He'll lean on guests like a bag of wet sand
And claim their laps like that was the plan
He's part clown part tank part therapy fluff
Loyal as sunrise big bold and tough

He'll block your path for a single pet
And drool on your shoes with zero regret
A heart so big it could fill up the skies
And his warm embrace every trouble just dies

My bed ain't mine my couch ain't free
He sits on my foot while he's judging me
My jeans wear fur like a fashion choice
And he talks to birds with his indoor voice
He's regal and goofy a slobbering knight
Who hogs all the covers every night
But if love had a shape it'd be 160 pounds
Leonberger with paws that shake the very ground

So here's to the nights wrapped in his embrace
Where laughter and fur fill the sacred space
A companion like him is a true gift from above
With every wag of his tail he shows me love
Let the world keep turning we'll make it through
With my gentle giant I know I'll always have you

My bed ain't mine my couch ain't free
He sits on my foot while he's judging me
My jeans wear fur like a fashion choice
And he talks to birds with his indoor voice
He's regal and goofy a slobbering knight
Who hogs all the covers every night
But if love had a shape it'd be 160 pounds
Leonberger with paws that rock the whole damn house