Lyrics
Song twisted tea scroll
Hook Intro / TikTok Opening
Scroll, baby, scroll
Sip that Twisted Tea
Dead-ass beside you
While you’re watching me
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
We both know
You wish you were me
You’re pouring Twisted Tea
He’s pouring sugar on me
Girl, keep watching
What you’ll never be
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Verse 1
You’re layin’ next to dead-ass with his busted-teeth grin
Beer belly out, smellin’ like gin
Bills stacked high and the bank’s at the door
Old man can’t pay for the life you swore
You grab that phone with your Twisted Tea
Start scrollin’ through the woman you wish you could be
There he is laughing, there I am queen
Ain’t it hell when your past looks better with me?
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Pre-Chorus
You wonder why he never shined like this with you
Why he never stood tall, why he never broke through
You called him crazy, but look who’s free
Flying high, straight as an eagle with me
Now you sit there mad at what you see
Scroll, baby, scroll — you wish you were me
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Chorus
You wish you were me
You wish you had these boots on your feet
You wish you had this Stetson on your head
But baby, he bought it for me instead
Every brim, every boot, every highway mile
Got you hate-watchin’ my country-girl smile
He wines and dines, pours that sugar on me
Girl, we both know — you wish you were me
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Post-Chorus
Scroll, baby, scroll
Sip that Twisted Tea
Dead-ass beside you
While you’re watching me
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
We both know
You wish you were me
You’re pouring Twisted Tea
He’s pouring sugar on me
Girl, keep watching
What you’ll never be
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Verse 2
You used to love Stetsons, now ain’t that sweet
He’s buying mine while you stalk my feed
Four-wheel drive and a full tank high
I’m riding shotgun under a Texas sky
You’re stuck in that double-wide drinking Twisted Tea
With dead-ass snoring by the TV screen
Old mugshot smile and a life gone broke
Bank on the porch, and your dreams up in smoke
Chorus
You wish you were me
You wish you had these boots on your feet
You wish you had this Stetson on your head
But baby, he bought it for me instead
Every brim, every boot, every highway mile
Got you hate-watchin’ my country-girl smile
He wines and dines, pours that sugar on me
Girl, we both know — you wish you were me
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Post-Chorus
Scroll, baby, scroll
Sip that Twisted Tea
Dead-ass beside you
While you’re watching me
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
We both know
You wish you were me
You’re pouring Twisted Tea
He’s pouring sugar on me
Girl, keep watching
What you’ll never be
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Bridge
You called him crazy, but the truth came through
The only cuckoo in that love was you
You had a good man down on his knees
I put a crown where your boot used to be
Now he’s got a Stetson, a smile, and a queen
Living like a movie on your cracked phone screen
You’re pouring Twisted Tea, he’s pouring sugar on me
Girl, keep watching what you’ll never be
He buys me hats, he books the flights
Holds my hand under neon lights
Wines and dines and takes his time
Then pours that sugar down like wine
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Breakdown / Chant
Scroll, baby, scroll
Scroll, baby, scroll
You threw him away
Now look at him glow
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
He’s pouring sugar
All over me
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Final Chorus
You wish you were me
You wish you had these boots on your feet
You wish you had this Stetson on your head
But baby, he bought it for me instead
Every brim, every boot, every highway mile
Got you hate-watchin’ my country-girl smile
He wines and dines, pours that sugar on me
Girl, we both know — you wish you were me
⸻
Final Post-Chorus / Outro
Scroll, baby, scroll
Sip that Twisted Tea
Dead-ass beside you
While you’re watching me
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
We both know
You wish you were me
You’re pouring Twisted Tea
He’s pouring sugar on me
Girl, keep watching
What you’ll never be
Scroll, baby, scroll
Sip that Twisted Tea
Dead-ass beside you
While you’re watching me
Scroll, baby, scroll
Front-row seat
We both know
You wish you were me
Be the first one around the fire.